"Spidey's Bad Day"
Question: Spiderman stands atop the Empire State Building in New York City. Having accidently thrown off and killed his love, MJ, he throws himself off of the building at 45mph southward in order to commit suicide. Halfway down his fateful fall, Spiderman sees that MJ has safely landed in an airbag provided by police 9.3 seconds before. Spidey then shoots out his webline to the nearest building, 250ft away. He swings from there at 345 rev/min and almost makes contact with the ground, which is 2.9 ft from his rear end. His feet do make contact with the front bumber of a taxi, which was travelling 25 mph in the opposite direction of Spidey's swing. Spidey, being consedrably stronger than the taxi, kicks the taxi at a 25° angle with the ground, making it shoot into the window of a hotel building, flying through the two bedroom suete of Mysterio's mistress, whom was making out with another man 3.5 min before the taxi arrived at their window. The car continues 100 ft more before flying out the other side of the hotel and landing on the street 60ft below, landing on its hood. Meanwhile, Spidey continues his swing on his original webline. He shoots straight up into the air at 85mph. As he comes to a stop in mid-air, he shoots out two more web lines in opposite directions. Webline A hits the top of the aforementioned Empire State Building at 345 ft/hour and breaks 25.3 window panes, shattering 395,747.1 pieces of glass onto the desk workers inside. Webline B crashes through the airduct of the Flatiron Building, causing the air conditioning system to release Freon at 35mph at a 92° angle with the roof. Spiderman now starts to fall down, causing the tension in the two weblines to increase at 2.5 lbs/sec. Webline B eventually tears off the air conditioning unit of the Flatiron Building, causing a crashing noise at 92db and making 395 workers, plus J. J. Jameson, to begin to sweat. The air conditioning unit, which is 95.4% intact, flies off the building and into Madison Square Park, crashing through 12 trees, disrupting the walks of 23 people, causing 28.8 birds to fly the coop, and breaking 2 light poles. The air conditioning unit then slides out onto the street, managing to slide between 1 bus and 3 taxis (causing 27.5 people to gasp) before crashing into a Ford Four-door extended cab. The webline finally breaks, making Spidey swing to one side during his decent and splat into the side of a 1250 ft tall building before falling into the police provided air bag. Given that the taxi driver of the first taxi did not have his meddalion, Spiderman's weblines have the tensile strength of steel, Mysterio is not insane or gay, and Jameson's blood pressure is below 160 over 90, how much money will Jameson pay to get a good picture for the Daily Bugle's front page story, "Spidey's Bad Day"?